Psychic Bet.

ME: Hey, what's up?
UNCLE ED: Uh, Katy. When did you say your friend was moving out here to live in the house?
ME:Well, like May. But that actually might not happen. Why?
UNCLE ED: Well it seems I might not be able to drive sometime in April.
ME: Wait are you serious? Why?
UNCLE ED: I got a letter that implied the district attorney might take away my license for that time I was arrested in Costa Mesa.
ME: Wait, I'm confused... Was it implied, or stated.
UNCLE ED: Uh, well. It was implied.
ME: Wait, what exactly did the letter say?
UNCLE ED: Uh, it said. It said in April that my life will be turned upside down. Anyways, the only thing I can think of is the ticket in Costa Mesa.
ME: Uncle Ed. Did you get this letter from the District Attorney or a Psychic??
UNCLE ED: ...
ME: Uncle Ed, tell me.
UNCLE ED: A psychic.
ME:So all it said was your life will be turned upside down in April? You do realize that this a ploy to get you to send more money right?
UNCLE ED: Well anyways, the only thing I can think of is the arrest in Costa Mesa.
ME: Uncle Ed! Seriously, how many times have these psychics been right. I want a number and an example.
UNCLE ED:..... Well, like 30% of the time.
ME: Remember when the psychic said, "something bad will happen to someone in your family." And you thought my parents were getting a divorce. And then, they didn't. So when have they been right?
UNCLE ED: They said my mom's heart murmur was going to get worse.... and it did.
ME:Did they say that exactly? Or did they say something more vague
UNCLE ED: They said her heart problems would get worse.
ME: Yeah, but Grandma was 90. That is a pretty safe psychic bet.
UNCLE ED: Well, all I can think of is that they will probably take my license away.
ME: Okay, that ISN'T going to happen.
UNCLE ED: Well what if it does?
ME: Then you will take the bus like other people. Like all your friends do. Or like I do.
UNCLE ED:Anyways, I was thinking I would sell the house and move in with Kathy.
ME: Why on earth would you move to Colorado to live with my parents if you had no car?? It's not like you have a job to go to anyways.
UNCLE ED: I would need someone to drive me around. (Side Note: both my parents have jobs... this would NOT happen) Uh, well maybe I should hold off on looking for a job then. Just in case I lose my license.
ME: You aren't looking anyways... This is stupid though, you shouldn't let a psychic by mail rule your life!
UNCLE ED: Anyways, should I call the court to ask if they are going to take away my license?
ME: *sigh* No, that probably isn't a good idea. They might change their minds and take it away because you sound crazy.
UNCLE ED: So, um, you don't think I should?
ME: NO.
UNCLE ED: Anyways, we will see.
ME: If you get your license taken away I will pay you 20 bucks and we can go see a movie.